Barbitious cow

Salty, or acitic. A loving, fun, close friend or person whom your has amused or anoyied you, or caused you fustation with but still love to death.

"hes such a barbitious cow...!"

by Jessica Schum August 24, 2008

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 05, 2021

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup March 20, 2011