tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.

He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.

by wayne charming September 8, 2010

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.

Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.

by jeromius September 15, 2010

Sailor Tits

When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.

When I was in the navy, it got so cold that me and my mates got Sailor Tits in the winter.

by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011

dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish

"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️

by blahhhhhbruh January 31, 2015

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014