boring minds

a dull, non-entertaining and non-amusing mind.

Boredom sets into boring minds.

by openyoureyeskid. October 22, 2009

Mind Fuck

This is the action of fucking a mind. This can happen by turning up the oogabooga too far. This can also happen by meeting Candice. Who is Candice you ask? CANDICE NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH BITCH. Haha gottem. This can also happen when kevin the monster packs too much of a punch.

Guy 1: Have you ever heard of imagine dragons
Guy 2: i love imagine dragons
Guy 1: IMAGINE DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS UR FACE HAHA LESSSS GOOOO DABABY
Guy 2: *mind fucked*

by GoatysNutzBitch May 15, 2021

Mind Suck

Mind sucking is when you and your special someone get together and want to commit a suck but mentally so dad doesn't get jealous.

hey babe, can we mind suck. I don't want your dad to be jealous

by decayingThOughTs March 14, 2019

Empty minded

Someone who thinks nobody would try to capitalize (take advantage of) on a perceived weakness.

The empty minded guy from California thought he never met an enemy.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.

Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.

by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007

Mind gag

The moment you realize something you hear and/or see doesn't compute with what you feel and/or think. Furthermore, your brain stops working for a second or two as it resets itself.

Henry: "I love eel in sushi!"
Grace: *mind gag

by Alongboard March 1, 2017

Mind the Gap

it means keep up with the car in front of you when the light turns green ("the wave")...if there's too big of a gap between cars, the light changes, leaving those poor souls behind to wait through another traffic cycle...so, in consideration for the chaps behind you, "Mind the Gap" between you and the car ahead of you when the light turns green!

If you don't 'mind the gap' between you and the car ahead, you'll tell the traffic light that no more cars are coming and the light will turn red, therefore causing the cars behind you to wait for another traffic light cycle.

by Snappyhead March 6, 2015