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Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021
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It just needs more salt

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.
My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt
by IAmCUBEyt February 15, 2021
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dumb feminist neek

a person who get severely offended by the truth of society and says that they are bisexual but then doesn't like woman
oh this girl at this course is a dumb feminist neek ay
yeah g but do you got a lighter?
by gotalighterg March 5, 2021
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Person1: dudeeeee, urban dictionary needs some holy water RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchex gomoku
by jthejthejthej January 13, 2022
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Pulling a neesy

When a guy or girl and yourself have a genuine connection but they ignore that and listen to internal (insecurity/ego) or external (random losers who have nothing to do with the connection between you and that person) influences, or taking the connection for granted and disrespect the connection beyond repair. They usually live to regret that action for the rest of their lives, having assumed they would easily find a connection like that with someone else and never finding it ever again, usually dooming themselves to a lifetime of dissatisfaction.
Girl 1: Oh hey girl, hows it going with that guy you like

Girl 2: honestly he thought pulling a neesy was the way to go, so lame

Girl 1: daaym thats mad, such a moist manoeuvre and you could lit feel the energy when you guys were in a room together

Girl 2: IKR. some random loser who has been catting my style clocked that I liked him and went psycho revenge mode spreading lies about me to him and he bare likes the loser guy coz he is pretending to be me and it all got complex.

Girl 1:thats peak. why can't these guys just listen to their intuition

Girl 2: well thats what makes me feel like i have had a lucky escape. he blates didn't listen to it because he doesn't trust himself and if he doesn't trust himself that almost defs because he makes bad choices on the regs. rather not have that energy in my space 2bh. i'm just glad i'm free because i was blindly following my intuition for a sec there, blindly being why it was bad.

Girl 1: well thats good you can have a healthy outlook on it, he sounds like a weak minded juj lord to me. why on earth these guys can run around without understanding the principles of respect is beyond me. No one should stay where they are disrespected.

Girl 2: fr
by litty fr October 30, 2022
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five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

•shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.
I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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a bitch who needs to chill

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine
by randomglogirl December 23, 2022
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