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Bacon number 

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"
Bacon number by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

almost-number 

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.
bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
almost-number by Becstar October 26, 2006

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
customer number 9 by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Butol number 

The maximum distance you have ever been from another human being, in miles.
Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.
Butol number by antonym45 March 26, 2010

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.
Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number
Myspace Number by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

bone number 

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.
John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers
bone number by myalias123 November 26, 2010