Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.

Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.

by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014

Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.

Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep

by Agro_smack November 13, 2019

Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.

Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.

Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022