bored

when you so bored you supposed to be writing an essay on water saving measures but you cant so you randomly define shit and think why am i doing this

bros bored

by Bobby4Gov January 6, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

Boring Nerd

Will. Literally just Will.

Super fucking boring nerd

by bjhebfhuebfaiebfku December 11, 2022

Bored

Its what you are right now. dislike if you are bored.

Me: bored
Bff: Noice

by Rimy Jobbs December 13, 2022

Boring

A person who is way too boring and doesn’t have fun

Stop being such a Nainu Didi. You’re way too boring

by LendiLicker December 16, 2022

Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Bored Crow

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.

Damn you saw the spicy memes the Bored Crow uploaded?

by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022