Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.

Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!

by A dying goat December 8, 2017

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017

Noodle month

When you don't have enough money to buy real food. So instead you buy what you can afford which is usually ramen noodles.

My family is going through noodle month again. Ever since dad lost his job.

by Kawaiigaara October 6, 2012

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011