mushroom toe 

When the head of a man's penis is clearly visible through his pants. The male equivalent of a camel toe.

Dude, you need some thicker shorts. I can totally see your mushroom toe.

mushroom toe by Tempered Taurus September 25, 2013

mushroom hat 

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

mushroom hat by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

little mushroom 

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word

Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...

little mushroom by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul December 11, 2017

little brown mushroom

When you release your load from your butt

I had a good little brown mushroom

little brown mushroom by Ethan Croke December 14, 2016

mushroom cap 

an asshole, dickhead

dude don't be such a mushroom cap

mushroom cap by exytsygns January 3, 2008

Mushroom Tip 

When the tip of a man or shemale's penis looks like the tip of a mushroom

Me and my girl haven't seen each other in forever so I've been jacking off a lot. Last night she pulled down my pants and when she saw my dick she sang the Mario theme, it looked like a Mushroom Tip.

Mushroom Tip by ShittyTitty September 8, 2016

mushroom stamp 

A variation of teabagging where the bagger first marinates his undercarriage in a viscous substance such as barbeque sauce or ketchup. The goal is to leave a mushroom shaped mark on the victim.

After a quick trip to the condiment counter you are all set to deliver a mushroom stamp

mushroom stamp by [e-mail] November 24, 2006