Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.

Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.

by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018

magic micah

A male named Micah who's body is a beauty and should be shown off to the world, and who's dance moves are perfect from the start. Micah is someone who was born to be in the male stripping industry but he won't admit it.

Magic Micah is such a stud, I hear he turned Josh gay!

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

Sloot Magic

"Sloot Magic" - a slang term referring to the ability of a woman to transform her physical appearance into one of far greater sexual appeal via makeup and/or promiscuous clothing.

You - "Damn, she's looking fine tonight bro!"

Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."

by flapjacks937 April 10, 2016

vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo

Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"

by David Profittt July 12, 2016

magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.

"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."

by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014

magic shellery

The use of Chocolate Magic Shell in any given capacity in shell-like creations, or acts.
The amount of shell that is used or distributed on a given object, mainly ice cream.

I second the restriction's on Cam's Magic Shellery, I am still trying to recover from the last episode when chocolate exploded and covered everything--then hardened in a deliciously messy veneer.

by natalie212 November 5, 2007

Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.

Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.

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