2 definitions by Rick King of the city of Ass

When someone breaks up with someone abruptly and with out explanation.

My girlfriend up and unassed me last night out of no where.

A penis with a top hat and a smile and two eyes on its head. Usually drawn on some one who fell asleep during class or around ass whole friends.

Did you see that magical lerry we drew on Roy's face in math class? It had a fancy top hat and every thing.