milfamuffalicious

A thought said in the inner-thoughts of a horny young man when dreaming of an older woman.

"barbara

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i cant answer whens she asks me questions in class.. im just thinking mmmmmmmm milfamuffaaaliciouuuuus!"

milfamuffalicious

by thegamewinner December 26, 2009

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008

meilospov

meilospov is a fanpage on TikTok that likes to buy views and likes to act like she is so

“cool” when she isn’t she is annoying and rude many others can agree with this

-meilospovbackup

someone: hi
Lena: shut up 🥰
someone: your rude

Lena: *blocks*

2:

Lena: I’m quitting

someone: not this again your not going to quit you always do this

Lena: I’m acutually quitting

*5 hours later* meilospov has posted.

by meilospovbackup November 15, 2021

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014

Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 8, 2004

P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006