liberator

When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.

Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.

by caylow February 23, 2011

Liberal

An annoying, college aged hipster that objects to all traditions, and thinks that most flags are racist.

Conservative: “Puts up Gadsden flag in yard”

Annoying Liberal Next door: OMG that flag is so anti feminist, anti gay and racist! I though racism was extinct!!

by Jahamez April 13, 2020

App Liter

A person who has nothing but free lite apps on his or her iphone or ipod touch.

I couldn't believe till i saw it and when i checked his iphone i saw that Jerry is an App Liter.

by Jewden February 7, 2009

Facebook liberal

n. someone who expresses constant online outrage in support of various progressive causes but provides no genuine, substantive advocacy

He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.

by happy moose March 7, 2011

Patback Liberal

An individual who attempts to seem more progressive-than-thou by advocating for popular issues-of-the-month without creating any real or lasting change for those they are supposedly advocating for. These people can be identified by a combination of factors including upper-middle class income, Che Guevara T-shirts, peace sign bumper stickers being placed next to their Free Mumia and Obama '08 stickers on the back of their Honda Civic, and a medley of other products created by the terrible capitalist market they vow never to support.

Patback Liberal: We need to help Native Americans by changing the mascot of the Washington Redskins to something less offensive and more loving. I'm tolerant.
Smart-Ass Student: This is just another way for white liberals to pat themselves on the back and pretend they did something useful.

Patback Liberal: Check your privilege! Image is important! In case you didn't know, I'm 1/32nd Cherokee you racist misogynist pig!

by dragonwarrior March 20, 2015

classic liberal

The term classical liberalism has often been applied in retrospect to distinguish earlier 19th-century liberalism from social liberalism.

Social-liberals have nothing in common with 19th century liberalism. They took this word,that's why we have to call ourselves classic liberal .

by LonelyCowboy August 18, 2019

liberal

someone who believes in lassiez-faire capitalism

A classical liberal, Hiram questioned the need of government to control the market.

by AUSTIN STONEMAN September 24, 2003