self loaf

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.

"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."

"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."

"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."

by Krkič February 9, 2019

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 2, 2003

sugar loaf

you just got tricked by mike, travis, and jjjjon

i really sugar loafed your mom last night

by travimikelon January 12, 2008

Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

by LeafsGirl!<3 October 6, 2013

Loafy Loafington

Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit profusely when turkey overeating occurs.

Hey Loafy Loafington, play a song for me...

by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

by bill May 1, 2003

loafer

Means Big Penis...Mainly Because Its Like A Loaf Of Bread In Size Wize

Holy Crap He Is A Loafer

by tim veedal May 14, 2005