Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

lay down tar

Running the streets cuz you don’t want to be at home

My lady been trippin so I been burning off steam should I lay down tAr

by Onte May 23, 2024

Lay

Beautiful , Smart , Laid-Back woman

I got me a Laysia she is the best

by Casddcv f May 24, 2019

Lays

A white lie

"drake why lays about america?"

by Ddddq December 11, 2022

lay dome

To beat the crap out of someone by either punching or kneeing their head. Also, to knock someone flat out cold.

I'm about to lay dome on this punk right here for hittin' on my girlfriend.

by Jack McGiver April 15, 2008