GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.

"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."

by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.

"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Big Keel

Nickname for the American My Little Pony creator Liam Keel "The King of My Little Pony", "kingofmlp" created by himself in late 2024 to appear as the STRONG, BIG, and POWERFUL leader he is.

I got a call from Big Keel, it ain't pretty. My King needs my services, better get going he don't like tardiness.

by Liams Bank October 9, 2025

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations

The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations refers broadly to a series of claims made by Liam Keel—known as the King of My Little Pony and creator of the L Money persona—accusing several prominent My Little Pony community figures of coordinated misconduct.

According to Keel, these individuals engaged in organized cyber‑attacks aimed at undermining his reputation and the reputations of other creators.

The allegations describe a pattern of coercive behavior, including the circulation or threatened circulation of fabricated, criminal‑level accusations against creators who refuse to comply with the group’s demands such as himself, with the intent of damaging their standing and excluding them from the broader fandom community.

I think Mr. Keel was right about The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations, I'm seeing it happen in real time.

by Liams Bank January 29, 2026

Is Liam Keel Okay?

Something people ask frequently when seeing the iconic My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's publicly released photos and how slim set he looks...

Is Liam Keel Okay? He just looks really tired in most photos. I know he had quite a few people abusing him on Twitter several months back. I don't know maybe he's fine I just care about my hero a lot.

by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025

Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.

I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025