junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.

I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!

by Flav101 December 18, 2013

Junk

Most common term in brend language. typically used in phrases such as "what the junk" and "junk you". Can also be combined with sucka to form Junka.

What the junk Jason why would you do that

by brendannnn September 26, 2021

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.

Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.

by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010