Talking junk

When trying to speak and perform oral sex at the same time.

My girlfriend bit me while talking junk.

by Metalflakesunshine April 11, 2022

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Junk

A noun usually used to describe someone's stuff (not their cock and balls or vag) a word also created by Isaiah Alexander Patton, but stolen and used by many people

Person 1: It's over for your Junk instant

Person 2: well it's over for your clutter

by YRGkami January 19, 2021

tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit

“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

“Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!

by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.

Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs

by Junk Funk May 17, 2021