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lesbian juice

Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
lesbian juice by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021

Funny Juice 

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

Sushi Juice 

Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.
Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!
Sushi Juice by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021

Brain Juice 

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
Brain Juice by jaikomodo December 10, 2021

vegetable juice 

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️
me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol

Easy Juicer 

Damn that girl Kasidy looks like an easy juicer.
Easy Juicer by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022