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andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.
andre jordan, also named "dre".
by enquious October 18, 2011
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jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
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Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.
Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..
by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020
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Jordan Henry

When you flip flop too much and you cant pick a side and you threaten to slap a hiroshimaru.
by NTNitingale August 17, 2020
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My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.
by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021
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CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy
John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy
by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020
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Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.
I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.
by BHYT March 17, 2016
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