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Jordan Chandler

A pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father Evan Chandler to get money from a famous superstar. After Michael Jackson's death, He later admitted that Michael never did anything to him. He should feel sorry for what he did now that Michael Jackson is dead.
Jordan Chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time.
by BlueOne June 14, 2013
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pulling a jordan

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.
wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating
by goodbuddy September 8, 2010
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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.
I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.
by BHYT March 17, 2016
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Jordan Sanchez

Jordan, god what to say about you. Well Jordan is an all around amazing, uplifting, inspiring, caring, sweet,athletic, strong,heartbreaking,smart,beautiful,handsome,unique,one of a kind,sometimes angry, serious, funny, and unforgettable guy I've ever met. You change lives everyday and I don't know how to thank you for changing mine. These Jordan's will make you melt, one look at them and you're lost to them. Jordan's tend to protect you at all costs. They also sometimes don't know what to say to you that will make everything better so instead they leave you be. But to warn you all Jordan's don't forget anything and I mean anything. A Jordan's friendship is the hardest thing to ever do, sometimes you don't get their friendship back and you have to be okay with that. Jordan's are also understanding most of the time and they listen to you. Oh and their smile, don't get me started. Jordan's change your lives, they tend to leave you heartbroken but don't worry you recover you just don't ever forget them, they are simply unforgettable.
Girl 1: Who's that cute guy over there with the dark hair?
Girl 2: Oh him that's Jordan Sanchez he's a great guy you should go talk to him.
Girl 1: But what if-
Girl 2: Just go talk to him he's a great listener and a really sweet guy.
Girl 1: How do you know so much about him, do you know him?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I used too, now seriously go talk to him!
by shesokay June 3, 2018
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Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.
by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019
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