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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
mugGet the Johnson controlmug.

Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
by gatomontez April 11, 2019
mugGet the Lumpy Johnsonmug.

pulling the johnson

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018
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Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.
hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”
by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018
mugGet the Barbara Johnsonmug.

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 17, 2005
mugGet the Johnson Countymug.

dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008
mugGet the dirty johnsonmug.

Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??
by meat dick October 15, 2008
mugGet the Johnson Poundcakemug.

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