Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
Get the Johnson controlmug. by gatomontez April 11, 2019
Get the Lumpy Johnsonmug. The act of masturbating.
by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018
Get the pulling the johnsonmug. by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018
Get the Barbara Johnsonmug. Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 17, 2005
Get the Johnson Countymug. An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?
Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008
Get the dirty johnsonmug. by meat dick October 15, 2008
Get the Johnson Poundcakemug.