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Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday
We celebrated Jason Brown
by Jew slayer December 19, 2019
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Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.
I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.
by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022
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the jason shumwhey

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.
I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!
by wet squirrel prod April 7, 2005
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Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
by Buel September 16, 2017
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Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
by SmtGirl January 3, 2017
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Jason Coray

Small dick, big man attitude. Only cares about himself and is very insensitive to what a real women needs.
Jason Coray, the one pump dump.
or
"you want me to fuck your friend?? and watch??"........Jason Coray responds " yes please, I have been thinking about it for a long time!!!" he continues to beg untill she says yes. Two weeks later he beats the shit out of her because of it, but still watches the video to this day while making money of of it (she doesnt even know that part)
or Jason Corey pretended to be in love with tis girl for 7 YEARS just cause she was hot and recorded EVERYTHING and used the material to write books, comics, movies, podcasts and of course porn videos. She never found out untill years after he left her washed up and heartbroken. He made tons of money but pretended to be broke all the time, sometimes he send her$20 or $30 but hardly ever and she had to humiliates herself just to get that. I think he told everyone she had an addiction problem when it was actually him......Brutal.....what a piece of shit.
by i wish it was bigger October 15, 2021
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jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate
Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself
by Mkonv March 14, 2019
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