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Jade dog

Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog”
by Angry mum August 14, 2020
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Jade

Jade is usually a ver crazy girl. She loves to eat ramen noodles and loves creation. She has a beautiful mind of her own and wants to be a singer one day. She has amazing fashion advise and love to live life to the fullest. If you ever meet a jade, make sure u treat her right because otherwise… she will ruin your life with the dirt she has on you. Jades are very rare.
Jade looks beautiful today!!
Did you here that jade made the billboards last week?
by emmareelsreborn July 25, 2022
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jade

a dyke. thats it, a stupid little dyke.
ur mom: whos that dyke over there?
you: oh that's jade.
by foozalicious November 22, 2021
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Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny
by Jade allen January 7, 2019
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better then jade

Chicken nuggets bitch

#LingLingForTheWin
Jade tried to be cool one time....
This was so funny that it's soo true that Jordan is better then jade
by Yasss lingLing May 15, 2015
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Jade

A sarcastic and honest person
You can always count on her to keep to your secrets and can always open up to her
she makes time for you whenever you need even though busy

she either sleeps a lot or doesn't sleep at all
she plays a lot of game and is good at them
shes easy to talk to and will always tell you the things you need to hear
she matches the energy of the person she talks to and is very much capable of making the person feel comfortable

she is brutally honest but puts a filter with the people shes not close too
she cares for everyone and knows her way around the house chores making her the best house wife material
Shes not so interested in dating but would shes willing to be friends with anyone
She can be shy a lot but can also be very outgoing with the people shes close too
she can be insecure

anyone who knows her are lucky
Jade is the best
by SquadV January 6, 2022
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planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
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