Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.

The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.

by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013

junious

A good looking strong willed man. Protector of many. Alpha male with a sensitive side. He is an amazing lover and a best friend. He is a heart breaker that will move on before you even realize the relationship is in trouble. A man that you should take seriously. Slow to anger but quick to show you his crazy side.

That guy is one of a kind, he's a real Junious.

by Threekidsmom July 18, 2018

Junioritis

A terminal strain of Senioritis that is obtained by excessive laziness and contact with infected seniors. Junioritis tends to attack young people around the age of 17 or at the end of there 3rd year of high school. This tragic disease affects a person’s ability to obtain any form of motivation used to achieve tasks specifically related to public high schools; it also affects a person’s ability to judge long spans of time, often giving the infected individual a false sense of hope and relaxation. In its later stages this disease can lead to failing of classes, summer school and in some extreme cases failure to graduate, coma, and death. Some medications for this illness include Ritalin, caffeine, and excessive strikes to the individuals face and groin.

"Ben has Junioritis!"
"Quick, slap him in the face!"

by Suprben May 13, 2009

junioritis

similar to senioritis, it is when a junior in high school gets so sick of AP, the SATs, college admissions, and the high amount of work that they become completly lazy

I have a severe case of junioritis right now.

by im right youre wrong April 13, 2006

jenior

An individual, effort, or being of lesser state, that is expected or anticipated to rise to an advanced state; exhibiting the qualities of both the junior and the senior.

Although Gordon had only been with the firm for a few years, he had quickly risen to a jenior position within the company and was ultimately expected to be promoted to partner.

by erganic AJ October 18, 2010

junioritis

the same as senioritis but strikes before senior year. usually happens when one gets sick of BS homework and hours of studying for tests that seem incredibly irrelevant to anything and everything relating to having fun.

usual suspects are once overly-ambitious individuals who are tired of working so much, and the classic slacker.

person 1: hey who wants to study up on some physics with me for the quiz next week?
junioritis victim(s) :ehhhhh..
person 2: FUUKK duuuuude nobdy wants to study with your beeitch ass, we all have junioritis!!

person 1: oh geez!

by OHjenn! February 28, 2011

Juniorrhea

Not to be confused with Junioritis.
The desire to talk about or worry about nothing but SAT's, college applications, and the hopes of raising your GPA by .25-ths of a point. Side effects are caffeine addiction, lack of sleep, acne, and bedhead.

Remember when we had that bad case of Juniorrhea last year? I'm so glad I got into Penn. Let's sleep in class today.

by Fuchhh February 22, 2008