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Juniorrhea

Not to be confused with Junioritis.
The desire to talk about or worry about nothing but SAT's, college applications, and the hopes of raising your GPA by .25-ths of a point. Side effects are caffeine addiction, lack of sleep, acne, and bedhead.
Remember when we had that bad case of Juniorrhea last year? I'm so glad I got into Penn. Let's sleep in class today.
by Fuchhh February 22, 2008
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Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010
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