Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
by sleeper09 July 26, 2012
Get the El-Jayedmug. by Rachy April 12, 2005
Get the ehl jaymug. by Mentalmicheal August 3, 2019
Get the Jay Atkinmug. Jay Z is a faggot who cant rap worth shit and plays off his own retirement but never leaves the game, nigga is too hungry for money and he has to feed those big ass gorilla lips of his. All of you thinking hes the best lyricist around defineltely dont know who Talib Kweli and Mos Def are...
Playa 1: Jay Z is a faggot
Playa 2: Niggas lips are bigger then his face, and has no style and only white boys listen to his shit, one loc ass nigga
Playa 2: Niggas lips are bigger then his face, and has no style and only white boys listen to his shit, one loc ass nigga
by TheAliveG January 30, 2005
Get the Jay Zmug. This is in response to Da yAy. Does he really not rap only about money? Let's analyze his lyrics, the one you posted.
"I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent"
-Rappin about how he had no money yet
"Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in"
-Rapping about getting money
"By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often"
-Rappin about how "hard" he is
"My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings"
-Rappin about his shitty childhood
"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up"
-Rapping about making money
"Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)"
-Rapping about making money
Alright, I stand corrected. Between all the times he raps about his money, he throws a line or two in there about his shitty childhood and about how hard he is. Big difference!
"I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent"
-Rappin about how he had no money yet
"Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in"
-Rapping about getting money
"By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often"
-Rappin about how "hard" he is
"My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings"
-Rappin about his shitty childhood
"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up"
-Rapping about making money
"Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)"
-Rapping about making money
Alright, I stand corrected. Between all the times he raps about his money, he throws a line or two in there about his shitty childhood and about how hard he is. Big difference!
by Zeebo the Barber November 2, 2006
Get the jay-zmug. Its a somebody that ruins Glastongury Festivals and makes it not be a sell out even no glastonbury is normally sold out in the first day
by Conor Thomson May 7, 2008
Get the Jay-Zmug. by IcyHaku December 1, 2004
Get the Jai Alaimug.