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MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.
Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.
by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009
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Islamophobe

This is the unnatural fear of Muslims. It comes from watching propaganda TV stations and looking at lame ass crybaby facebook sites.
Those Islamophobes are behaving like 12 year old girls in a haunted house. Maybe they should look at the facts sometime and they will realize that their fear is unnatural and babyish.
by Master of The Factory August 15, 2018
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Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.
"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."
by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009
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Aleutian Islands

Leaving a trail of come that resembles the Aleutian Islands.
I left the Aleutian Islands on Betty's face last night after she passed out.
by Mac Daddy 012 September 12, 2009
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Long Island Grenade

1 shot Smirnoff Vodka
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola

Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.

Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.

To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.

Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.

***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
"Let's play with grenades"

"Huh?"

"Long island grenades, idiot."

"Where then?"

"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
by erwin8590 January 27, 2010
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clothes island

Before entering the shower, you take off your clothes and pile them together on the ground just outside the bathtub.

By doing this, it absorbs any traces of water when you step out after you have finished showering, so the ground doesn't get as wet.
I piled my clothes on the ground outside the bathtub forming a "clothes island" so the ground doesn't get as wet when I step out.
by Clothes Island September 13, 2011
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Rhode Island

The smallest state in the country. Not well known. It is mainly made up of Italian and Portuguese. Home to Johnston(has the highest % of italians in the country).

Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.
by Mr.RI April 3, 2014
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