italian stuff

food that literally fucks you up the ass

woah this italian stuff is fucking me in the ass

by jnckjvlenlkvnefk June 29, 2014

Italian Buttsex

When two people, most likey two men, passionately rub their buttholes together.

Damn John, i cannot wait to have italian buttsex with you later!

by DeezNuts2016 October 9, 2015

Italian dinner

The act of opening a can of spaghettios and proceeding to spread them on a girls asshole. Then the male counter part would continue to use the girls ass checks to set up a spoon and fork thencontines to eat them like a bowl of soup

"Bro last night I ate an italian dinner"

by Burrito67069 January 2, 2020

italian fuck

A blonde kid with a man that can put you in an infinite death loop, also the boss of the italian mafia

Guy 1:Yo my favourite jojo character is giorno! His stand is so cool!!
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?

by ha ez April 16, 2021

Italian chicken

A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.

Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.

Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch

by Yaboiminecraft123 May 11, 2018

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

italian waterfall

An Italian Waterfall is where the man takes a piss into the woman's ass, then she proceeds to "waterfall" into the mans mouth.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Dave? His girlfriend gave him an Italian waterfall.
Guy 2: Grosss.

by Dickbuttmunch March 28, 2015