When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Holy crap is that unpleasant!
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

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by Shuaman April 18, 2019

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt
Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now
Guy 1: my nuts hurt
Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now
by HLick April 11, 2022
