Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
Get the Adam Van Hornmug. A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.
Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013
Get the Horn Dogmug. by Tugger69 April 22, 2018
Get the Big barrel small hornmug. Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.
Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.
by demonsanj August 29, 2022
Get the Charity Hornsmug. by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010
Get the FOG HORNmug. by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008
Get the horned turtlemug. by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
Get the horn beardmug.