food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.

Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!

by Edymnion2 June 2, 2018

Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

by 4Chump March 20, 2021

Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome

Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome

by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021

Horny Maker

Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"

Show me your horny maker!!!!

by Drooke11 February 9, 2021

horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021