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Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009
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The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
by cramphony July 15, 2021
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horny attraction

When a person is horny, many people who they otherwise would not consider, he/she will attracted. However as soon as he is relieved, that horny attractive person is no longer attractive.
Anton decided to watch porn and get off prior to meeting his ex-girlfriend. He didn't want to be pulled back into the toxic relationship based on his horny attraction to her.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
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Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking
Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes
by CharvelStar November 19, 2022
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Horny struggle

When you live in a long distance relationship and their brother's home
A:bro what's wrong?
B:nothing much bro I just got that horny struggle
by Overnightandthen June 1, 2021
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Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
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Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome
Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome
by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021
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