Pulling a Grover

When you go to finger a girl, and you miss because of lack of practice. Usually you end up in the wrong hole.

Pulling a Grover:

Dude we were making out but bro, I went to finger her but I missed!

Dude you totally pulled a grover, what a rook...

by ekruoro May 26, 2010

Government Property

A girl under you wanna bone, but is under the legal age. Anothe rterm for (jail bait)

"Man that chick is hot".

"Yeah, but she's governemnt property Dude, so you better leave it well alone".

by Bobtbuilder November 13, 2003

Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.

Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

by sergeantpumpkin July 14, 2020

Gover

A derogatory name, often used to insult people.

Person 1: Bro I hate you so much, you're a gover!!
Person 2: Why... What did I do for you be so mad?

by ManoWill April 26, 2021

government resistance

Not to be confused with the term resistance movement. A resistance movement is an organized effort by some portion of the civil population of a country to withstand the legally established government or an occupying power and to disrupt civil order and stability.
This would be the Governments definition filled with cognitive dissonance. It contradicts itself as many Governmental definitions do.
1. government resistance is the open rebellion and resistance to the general public's insistence that public civil servants must use logic, reason, and truth when performing the duties of public office.

The people must cease and desist their insistence that this administration uses reasonable amounts of Logic and truth when performing the duties of our public office. This wonderful idea will be met with the most steadfast government resistance possible.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Karma Grave

The negative spiritual situation created by a person for themselves because they put out lots of negative energy, have lots of negative thoughts, and do negative and/or evil things to people.

By spreading so many nasty rumors and lies, Kitty is digging herself a karma grave.

by Dragon January 30, 2004

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009