tfw no goth gf 

When you cant relate to having a goth gf

tfw no goth gf

tfw no goth gf by 2disreal August 31, 2017

Poppy Goth 

1.Stereotypically, a person seeking to be popular by listening to 'punk bands' and 'heavy metal/goth bands' (the kind on the radio and MTV), only dressing in black, always wanting/wearing tattoos, spikey bracelets, collars, etc., supposedly harbouring violent and sadistic tendencies, but not really accepting any of the good ideas of either goths or punks. Usually found in high schools across North America. Not that there is anything wrong with America, punks, goths, the colour black, rock music, or just plain old self-expression. Just stupid people

2.The 'preps' of the twenty-first century

Poppy Punk

"That poppy goth John/Jean Smith just told me that if I want to study the social hierarchy of Imperial China instead of learning about how Christopher Columnbus found America, I should just move to China with the rest of those'red yellow pink commies'! Then he/she listened to some crappy music on the radio with some pansy screeming about how his daddy didn't hug him enough and hit some kid about 75 pounds lighter than him/herself with that stupid spikey, leather bracelet! Weak!"

Poppy Goth by Gandhi, the Tree Wizard June 21, 2004

Semi-demi-goth 

A person who is about 25% Goth. Don't really believe they are a goth, but sort of look and act like one.

A person who dresses in all black and writes poems about life being pain, and how much life sucks.

Semi-demi-goth by Tony April 17, 2004

preppy goth

A person that only becomes a Goth so they can look cool but really doesn't have a Goth mindset but instead they act like the stereotypical preppy and dress in black clothes and Goth make-up.

Everyone knows that girl is really a prep and she's being a poser but it really can't be proven that she's a poser and it's dumb to call people posers.

preppy goth by Courtney-The-Goth June 5, 2005

skin goth 

A person who dresses in the standardly categorized "gothic" fashion style but does not carry the acquainted lifestyle or attitude.

He's just a skin goth; he doesn't even like graveyards.

skin goth by Leena Blackhart September 25, 2008

Big tiddy goth girl 

Me nigga

Wow can you be my big tiddy goth girlfriend

Big tiddy goth girl by Flowerthrasher May 21, 2018

Slide Tackle A Goth Day 

Where on the 12th October you can slide tackle Goths in your school, University or anywhere u see them

Andrew: slide tackle that goth
Barry: no I’d get in trouble
Andrew: no you won’t it’s slide tackle a goth day

Slide Tackle A Goth Day by LewisS_2006 October 1, 2020