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Gooseman

An absolutely legendary figure, most popular from his appearances in the Pleasure Island and Manwhore chronicles. He runs Manwhore industries with his business partner Fernando, where he creates rockin music videos and patented Manwhore fragrance.

Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.

Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.

Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
With the Walrus Pits emptied of their delectable flesh tubes, Gooseman wallows in eternal agony
by 13GayRavens August 3, 2022
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goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair
How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk
by Klu klux king August 31, 2022
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yo have you checked out goose gang? they're awesome!!
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Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
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goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!
Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk
by toast_reboot August 3, 2023
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Goose it

- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023
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cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date
Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.
by Grif-dog October 9, 2007
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