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Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons
Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
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Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
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Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.
I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.
by diminutives May 5, 2024
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Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.
Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!
by anonymous August 4, 2025
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Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.
Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.
by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025
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