The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
by nba gay boy June 16, 2024
A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 06, 2025
Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 06, 2025
Unethical Gooning refers to the irresponsible and exploitative consumption of pornographic and NSFW media, characterized by a lack of consideration for artistic integrity, personal awareness, and ethical engagement. This behavior includes:
1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.
2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.
3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.
Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.
2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.
3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.
Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
Jake’s idea of a good time was mindlessly binging NSFW content without a second thought for the artists or context—classic unethical gooning at its finest.
by Thesmartguy2smart February 24, 2025
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
by Biizirous January 11, 2025