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Goon

Sam weidman
Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.
by Alex Taylor December 21, 2021
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Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.
Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner
by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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peak state gooning

peak state gooning may most be simply explained as gooing for so long you astral project into a different form of being. it requires hours of intence effort and techniques to reach it. it may also require sencery isolation for all but feeling. once reaching all thats left is (or experienced) is a pleasure so intence and outright violent that its beyond our own minds comprehension. it only requires holding a orgasm for 1 hour strait.
I reached peak state gooning in only 4 hours yesterday.
by the gooner of usa March 31, 2025
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Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.
Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now
by Jlipo June 1, 2025
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