Brain gooning

One is consuming media mindlessly with only the intent to spend time, or distract themselves.

A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.

Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming

by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.

"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."

by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.

Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Blackout Gooning

Its the practice of gooning until you pass out or lose consciousness. It is also a extremely time craving practice, it can be from one up to four hours of intense gooning. During the process you will probably come atleast three times depending on your stamina. Blackout Gooning is NOT recommended to unexperienced or experienced gooners,even some experienced gooners may find the process challenging.

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I was Blackout Gooning and then i passed out for 5 minutes.

by Frolfgran August 22, 2025

Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig

gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️

by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025

Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025