ghetto poser

one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.

usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.

this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.

ghetto poser: "eminem is a white rapper who acts black" not like me, though i'm the shizzle

by conrad Theownage May 9, 2006

ghetto french

A person with a given name that begins with the French definite articles, le, la, l', or any variation of these articles, including the redundant, repetitive or misuse of punctuation or spaces between letters or words.

La Quesha lives in the hood, she ghetto french.

by malibudict October 15, 2008

ghetto classy

the strange phenomenon of ghetto black chick thinkin she be classy when in fact she's just really REALLY ghetto.

{LaShawna with her thong sticking out and fake eyelashes falling off her face is fighting with her baby daddy}

Baby Daddy: you ain't nothin but a two bit ho.

LaShawna: you shut the hell up! i'm ghetto classy! it's a lifestyle, nigga!

by sarkassica December 20, 2008

getting digits

Getting a phone number

I've had luck getting digits from the girls in the mall

by minjac May 29, 2008

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

getting shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and likely making a fool of yourself

Bill : "You see Steve? He's getting shitfaced tonight, just punched that waitress in the tits."

by Smd2003 November 2, 2013

ghettoitis

The condition in which one finds themself believing the world around them is ghetto and or the "street lifestyle" Which is and attributes to the closely related condition someone is called when they believe they are of African American descent yet are merely caucasian or of other decent, commonly known as a "Wigger". Symptoms within the specified condition include the liking of music which has lyrics describing street life... ex. Rap or other "Street Music", Clothing may change as well to that of what most people would expect that is advertised or the "Fad" of Ghetto life... but most importantly is the speech in which ones grammer spelling and even spoken word is slurred into slang and street talk or Ghetto speak of sorts.

My Friend Billy who wears sun glasses and baggy torn pants and a large basket ball jersey and listens to Rap with his other friends outside on their porch and complains about his life being on the streets all the time definately has Ghettoitis.

by Fermi September 8, 2007