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cross gender wedgie

The act of a male performing a wedgie on a female. Or in some cases when a female gives a male a wedgie.
One day me and my two friends were watching the highschool varsity cheerleaders practice. Apparently a few saw us whispering and watching them. (we were just saying how hot they were but how they would never go out with 6th graders) When they finished practicing all of them came over to us and asked if we were talking about them. We got nervous so I just said we werent. they gave us a disgusted look. My friends became real nervous, they looked at each other, and suddenly they began sprinting away. Then the girls looked furious so i decided to try to get away but calmer. That was a horrible idea. I said "hey i have to go so see you later" then i turned and began walking away. Suddenly they all grabed hold of my shirt and started dragging me across the feild. They dragged me into the girls locker room, grabbed hold of my tighty whities, and gave me a hangging wedgie from one of the girls lockers. They all laughed and took pics and one said "Thats what you get for being a little pervert!" Then they left me there and i hung there until the cheerleader coach came in and helped me down. She asked who did this but i was to embarassed to say a bunch of girls gave me the worst wedgie of my life. This was my cross gender wedgie.
by Cheerleader wedgie receiver February 21, 2011
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gender shaming

Examples include dismissing feminists as being fat, ugly, sex-starved, bitter and jealous of more attractive women, or the precise mirror image – dismissing men’s activists as being sad, socially inadequate, resentful virgins who live in their mother’s basements.
Gloria Steinem: You're only interested in Bernie Sanders because that's where the boys are.

Me: You're gender shaming me into voting for Hillary Clinton!
by lunzel, the chenerator September 18, 2016
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Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting

A trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, sexists, etc). This is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. They usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ''cause''(extra attention to their gender, or species, A.K.A. nothing important), and or to make males look inferior.

They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
fm: omg, why do you have to manspread like that? you are taking 1'' from my 3' personal space you sexist! don't you know im vega-
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
by Miles_Bey0nd November 20, 2016
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Garden City Nighthawks

uhh just about the most legendary travel baseball team that has ever taken the field in Garden City. Team that was coached by the dumpiest man you will ever meet. This would not stop the team from winning on and off the field. Often got on the bad side of umpires for being loud and obnoxious. The least serious team in the entire world that actually wins. Gets wrecked at tournaments but has a good time. The players on team are spoiled by their parents and have some of the nicest gear out there. You can tell they're from Nassau County just by looking at what kind of sunglasses they wear(sweet oakleys).
Friend-"Yo did you see the Garden City Nighthawks game?"
Other friend-"Yeah man, they crushed that team and looked amazing doing it."
by William Peter June 1, 2011
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Garden Monkey

A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.
Look at that worthless garden monkey ou there! What the hell am I paying him for!
by Shock-n-Awe November 14, 2011
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Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!
Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
by Miss Informative January 17, 2012
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Garden of the Gods

Natural rock formations located in Colorado Springs at the base of Pikes Peak. Park is open to the public and many people go there to climb the rocks, take pics, picnic etc. It is also said to be very haunted. A great place to experience nature's beauty.
"Ew, did you fuck that dude in your car in Palmer Park"

"Hell no!! Palmer Park is for fags and tweakers. I took him to Garden of the Gods".
by MuthaFuckinPrincess July 29, 2014
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