crack goblin

!. The species of goblins that you see when you are high on acid
or
!. A really ugly crackhead

You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!

by ilikeeatingbrains September 2, 2008

gravy gobbler

A derogatory term for a gay man who is an avid cocksucker and cum swallower.

Check it out.....major gravy gobbler over there.

That guy looks like a gravy gobbler....

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.

OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.

by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010

cooch gobbler

some one who gobbles the female taco aka known as the cooch

as i lay in my wifes bed she opens her leggs as i become a cooch gobbler

by pussy munch August 13, 2010

box gobbler

one who eats pussy

she spread her delicious clam in front of my face, and at that moment i became a box gobbler.

by lysurgeon August 6, 2006

cock gobbler cum dumpster

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.

Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010

anus goblin

Anus goblin. A goblin living within the crevice of ur anus. An insult of the purest idiot.

Donovan: hey
Mike: hey
Donovan: you suck
Mike: your an anus goblin
Donovan: I like cheese.

by Mike Manock February 5, 2005