Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007

Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.

"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

flop

When someone says something has done poorly but in reality is doing really well.

BIGBANG's new songs flopped.

by 24kAU December 19, 2016

Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

Flop era

When you're becoming irrelevant so you say " omg its my flop era pls give me likes".

"why are my videos getting 0 views... Oh no.... its my flop era

by eminemstan1000 February 20, 2022

whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.

"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."

by Sjaak Trekhaak January 10, 2006