February 20th

National fuck your boyfriend day

Her: Its February 20th, wanna have a good time Carl ;)?
Him: Hell yeah, Jennifer!

by Totally 100% Not Enduro February 20, 2021

February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.

“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”

by gayniggafart February 26, 2021

February 6

A day of celebration for Kaeyas tits.

Its February 6, have you appreciated Kaeyas massive milkers today?

by Brosomats May 3, 2021

February 28

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

by anonymous November 5, 2021

February 2nd

birthday of a legend, he deserves everything he wants, no limit on the amounts of money he gets to spend that day

February 2nd is da best!

by KingKrab_ November 18, 2021

February 5th

An ASHLYNS birthday : which you should wish her happy birthday- 100 times and buy her flowers 😍

happy birthday ashlyn x100 and here are some flowers 💐 because it is February 5th !!!

by abcdefurdad January 30, 2022

February 2

National Walk Out Of School Day

This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass

Person: Bro guess what

Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means

Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS

by UrMom143 January 31, 2022