Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
by butterluv December 23, 2021
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Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
by butterluv December 23, 2021
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Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 12, 2020
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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019
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Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit
by The.saddest.boyo March 11, 2019
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Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 28, 2021
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Father

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021
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