A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

Biological Father

In ‘e-girl’ directly translates to any man she/they admires who is older or showing gray. Should be noted that it is not a case of sexual attraction, rather perceiving one as an ideal father figure

The lead singer of that band is flawless, he’s my biological father.

by heaveneleven May 21, 2022

Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022

Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father

Sorry dude I'm dealing with shitty father problems

by How gay art thow May 24, 2022