Fetus

A more powerful form of "Baby".

"Omg they're so cute, they're really Baby."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY?! THEY'RE STRAIGHT FETUS!!!"

by Datchicken7890 December 15, 2019

Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.

I used to be a fetus dancer.

by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.

Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus

by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020

fetus mentality

To act younger than your age

To be childish

To have the brain of a fetus

To make decisions that a fetus would make

That bitch got fetus mentality

by Lil Mouthy May 10, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.

Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old

by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020