Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.

Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.

by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!

by Neffajawea April 16, 2021

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017