by theperm March 13, 2005
Get the ferocious mug.Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.
(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.
by Willy Dickinson, therapist August 1, 2006
Get the ferret no-no mug.Typical mexican name of a spicy mexican guy. His ability to steal girls hearts is unbelievable and irritating. He is easy to spit with his dark, spiky hair and dark eyes. Typical traits of a Fernando is being a douche, player, and popular lady's man. He can get any girl he wants without even trying. Though when facing the rare rejection, he turns to spreading shit. Don't be the one to reject the Fernando
Girl 1: I went to a party and lost my virginity with this guy I just met... He was so wonderful and I love him and I want him and OMG I forgot to ask his name!
Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando
Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando
by Nothingbutthetruth December 10, 2012
Get the Fernando mug.by LilSdaD March 17, 2008
Get the Ferociously-Wanked mug.(noun)
1) Red faced observer of stop watches.
2) Smug, arrogant pompous scot
(verb)
1) To get so mad you throw the nearest thing you see at the nearest person you see
1) Red faced observer of stop watches.
2) Smug, arrogant pompous scot
(verb)
1) To get so mad you throw the nearest thing you see at the nearest person you see
Looks like fergie is playing mind games again
He threw a right fergie when the referee blew up 20 seconds early
He threw a right fergie when the referee blew up 20 seconds early
by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004
Get the Fergie mug.Middle East term for foreigner, dervived from the term Frank, when the Franks invaded the area during the Crusades.
by pliney the elder April 7, 2009
Get the ferangi mug.The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.
by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017
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