Ethan

A total meanie who thinks he can have any girl he wants. He tries to date older girls just so he sounds cool. Ethan will slap you if you touch what’s his but when he takes your stuff he thinks it’s completely fine. He often will take people from behind and try to hurt them. If you see an Ethan, warn all your friends and then run.

Friend: “Did you see that person grab that child from behind?”
You: “Omg! That’s Ethan! RUN”

by buttney May 31, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the worst guy you’d ever meet. He’s so full of himself and only cares about him and nothing else. He can’t get girls his age so he fucks on younger girls. He’ll talk to a girl like they really matter to him and try to make her interested just so he can use her for nudes or sex. He’ll make up a reason just to get out of a relationship with a sweet caring girl by telling her he’s gay. But then secretly move onto another girl. The ultimate ugly ass fuckboy to walk on this earth.

Ethan J?

Oh yeah the freshman fucker!

by deathangel666 April 22, 2019

ethan

A scrawny south african white boy with a tiny penis that you would need a magnifine glass to see it. He likes phillipenos and men but can never get either of them. He is a world known virgin and a total pedo. His blond hair looks like mouldy french fries from a run down rip off macdonalds.

Nisha- hey ethan i just wanted to say how dumb you are to try get with me your freind looks loki better.

by nisha cancel October 27, 2019

Ethan

The worst bike rider you will ever meet. Complete disgrac to BMX society. Says he can hafcab crankflip but it's actually a U turn to crankflip. Also thinks he can manual 180 but it's actually a huge ass carve to 90. Sucks at riding.

Ethan: hey check out my manual 180

Armin: more like carve to 180

Chris: "silently laughs "

by Haheoahoebsoj j November 17, 2016

Ethan

A stupid boy that breaks up with girls every week. If it lasts that long. He usually looks ugly but has good taste in girls

Ethan:You can't beat me up it's her fault that we broke up 🙄

by Tiger CCC January 6, 2017

Ethan

A fucking faggot. Loves big cock. Thinks he’s the boy when he copies all of Elliott’s jokes. Is also severely retarded and clapped

Person1: That guy is such and Ethan
Person2: yeh his life is sad

by SuccySuccy10buccy January 30, 2018

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021